KickballHi.  I’m a mid-Hudson league WAKA kickballer, currently on the DL since breaking my ankle during the championship game (warm-up) last fall.  This is my blog, which was getting major Googlage from “Funny Kickball Team Names” because I happened to title a post with that name a while back. Realizing that there was no comprehensive list of good kickball team names on the internet, I created this page.

I mined the World Adult Kickball Association (WAKA) websites looking for the most interesting names. The list below represents the cream of the crop from each league in the organization that had an informative website. I chose what I considered to be the best name in each league, with preferences given to a) the teams with the best records, b) the teams with the worst records, and c) teams that were aptly named for the division. (The best being “Untitled Kickball Project” from the Hollywood, CA division).

If you think your team name is better or that I forgot a good one or gave credit to the wrong team, leave me a note in the comments. I may update this list someday, but possibly not.

Virginia Team Names & the associated league:
WE DO KICKN’ RIGHT – Vienna
GRASS KICKERS – Triumph
THE BALLED AND THE BEAUTIFUL – Southside
SPARKLE MOTION – Freedom
FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS – Dulles
123 NOT IT – Dominion
CLUB FOOT – Central
I’D HIT IT – Cardinal
SWIFT KICK IN THE GRASS – Capital
BUNDT CAKES – Beach
RECESS RAMBLERS – Arlington
WE GOT THE RUNS – Alexandria

Utah Teams:
BALLS N’ DOLLS – Capital

Texas Teams:
CHEST NUTS – Live
RECREATIONAL HAZARD – Liberty
FLAT FOOT FLOOZIES – Capital
WHERE MY PITCHES AT – Star

South Carolina Teams:
BAD NEWS BREWS – Upstate
THREE KICKS TO THE WIN – Palmetto
BOOZE ON FIRST – Lowcountry
THREE DOLLAR BILLS – Costal

Pennsylvania Teams:
DEWEY DECIMATORS – River

Ohio Teams:
JIMINY KICK-IT – Great Lakes

New York Teams:
TEAM UNDERPANTS – Mid Hudson *My team!
21st AMENDMENTS – New Deal *This would be the name I coined…
KIKBUTT OR KICKBALLS – New Star
VAN DELAY INDUSTRIES – Liberty
JOHN STAMOS IS OUR DAD – Freedom
DUCK – Big Apple

New Mexico Teams:
TEAM MANDRAKE – Mesa
RECESS RENEGADES – Cottonwood

North Carolina Teams:
LOS CAJONES – Triangle
HOT TAMALES – Triad
KICK IN A BOX – Capital

Missouri Teams:
DEATH FROM ABOVE – Kansas City

Minneapolis Teams:
DRUNK AGAIN & LOOKING TO SCORE – Twin Cities

Maine Teams:
RAZED BY SQUIRRELS – Lighthouse

Maryland Teams:
KICKER BEES – Gaithersburg
FREE BALLERS – Fire
UNCLE JESSE’S POWERFUL RIPPERS – Bethesda

Massachusetts Teams:
SALOONANTICS – Pioneer
RED BALLS AND VODKA – Minutemen
4th BASE – Minutemen
I BENT MY WOOKIE – Ironsides

Louisiana Teams:
JOHNNY AND THE COBRA KAIS – Triumph

Iraq Teams:
SHEIK JABOOTY – Star

Illinois Teams:
KICKTATORS – Deep Dish

Georgia Teams:
BALLZ EN FUEGO – Thunder
10 INCHES SOFT – Dogwood

Florida Teams:
SUCK MY KICK – Sawgrass
FIASCO UNITED (FU) – Riptide
NORFOLK AND CHANCE – Grove
ROCK WITH YOUR WAKA OUT – Fuego
BREWS ON FIRST – Costal
WHAT SHE SAID – Central
COST-PER-KICKS – Boca *This division has THE BEST website of all WAKA, IMHO
AFTER SCHOOL SPECIALS – Bedrock
FOX FORCE FIVE – Beach, Las Olas
DEADLY VIPER ASSASSINATION SQUAD – Beach, Sunrise
TOEJAMMERS – Bayshore
DRINKERS WITH A KICKING PROBLEM – Atlantic

DC Teams:
THE FOUL BALLS – Waterfront
SAVED BY THE BALLS – Thunder
MENACE 2 SOBRIETY – Royal
ACE OF 2nd BASE – Potomic
NEW KICKS ON THE BLOCK – Monument
WE ARE HUGE IN JAPAN – Lightning
THE REPLACEMENTS – Hill
LITTLE LEBOWSKI URBAN ACHIEVERS – Gold
MUCH ADO ABOUT BALLS – Freedom
THE CHILDREN LEFT BEHIND – Federal
YOU LOOK LIKE I NEED A DRINK – Dupont
OUR KICKS DON’T LIE – Constitution
BALLS TO THE MALL – Constitution
ALCOBALLICS – Colonial
CHESTER COPPERPOT – Capital
SONS OF PITCHES – Adams Morgan
E EQUALS M.C. HAMMERED – Adams Morgan

California Teams:
WARNER PROS – Studio
HERE FOR THE _EER! – Silicon
SECTION 509 – Riptide
OPRAH’S BALL CLUB – Pacific
HOBOLYMPIANS – Junction
UNTITLED KICKBALL PROJECT – Hollywood
KICK TEASE – Fiesta
ONE KICK WONDERS – Dogtown
CENTAURS (MY LITTLE PONIES) – Crown
FIGHTING EMUS – Central
JOHN COUGAR MELLENCAMPS – Action

Arizona Teams:
DONKEY TO MOUTH – Valley
KEG AND LEGS – Sunrise
LUDICROUS SPEED – Scorch
TIPSY AND THE BUNCH – Blister

I also need to mention teams use the “Off in” prefix, so that when you say “My team beat OFF IN ____” you sound like an asshole. I hate this genre, because it was only funny the first time. So, dishonorable mention goes to:
OFF IN THE SHOWER – Shore, VA
OFF CONSTANTLY – Dominion, VA
OFF IN PUBLIC – Star, TX
OFF IN CORNER – West Palm, FL
OFF IN THE PARK – Capital, DC

37 Responses to “Funny Kickball Team Names”

  1. Peter Says:

    The orginial Death From Above team is located in Minneapolis Minnesota. CSC Sports.

    Noted. I only looked at WAKA teams, however, and no one seems to date their team coinage, so the debate over who gets “first” rages on…

  2. Mandrake Says:

    Thanks for the post! Go Team Mandrake! =]

    xoxo

    Yes, indeed. Go Team Mandrake, who I hope is named after the screaming plant in Harry Potter, but even if it isn’t, it’s a good name.

  3. Jae Hahn Says:

    Uno Mas Studio Division California circa 2005.

    I like it!

  4. Jess Says:

    Cleathes and Cleavage circa 2007 Corpus Christi, TX

    scandalous!

  5. Jules Says:

    Smack My Pitch Up – Sawgrass, Fall Season 2007

    A bit too close to misogyny for my personal taste, but, I’m a sucker for a pun. Thumbs up!

  6. Shana Says:

    Awesome list. I was sad that my CA Dogtown team Ridiculously Good Looking didn’t make the list, but perhaps the new AZ team I’m starting will? We’ll be called Slow Children At Play. Yay WAKA!

    It’s not that that isn’t a bad name! I just picked another one. I do like the new name, though. I think I’m going to have to update my list again…

  7. Olivia Says:

    You should look at the Little Rock, Arkansas kickball teams (www.lrkickball.com). We had 90 teams last season so we have tons of names to check out. Just look at the schedules section for team names!

    Go LRKA!

    Sorry, I’m WAKA only out of respect and laziness.

  8. Karen Says:

    How about the Cunning Stunts? FL Atlantic Winter 2008.

    Or Commotion from the Ocean (also from FL Atlantic). Love it…

    I like Commotion from the Ocean. It sounds like a surf movie.

  9. Elenka Says:

    hey, great site, dude… quite inspirational. have you ever played against teams in Brooklyn?…

    Thanks! No, I only played in the mid-Hudson.

  10. Stephanie Says:

    big test icicles

    Scandalous!

  11. Steve Says:

    My nephew’s old baseball team (7yo division) was sponsored by the First National Bank of Jonesboro and was named the Explosions. Their shirts, however embarrased I was to coach in it, said… and I kid you not

    FNBJ
    EXPLOSIONS!!!!!

    Wow, so many wrong ways to interpret that one!

  12. Patrick Says:

    test eagles
    ballsagna (like lasagna)

    I think we’ve got the dirty pun market covered!

  13. Tina Says:

    Our WAAR team name this year is Alcoholics Unanimous. I also like Booze on First–another team. Go Va. Beach WAAR!!

    WAAR? That sounds deadly. And also, a great team name you’ve got there!

  14. Tim Says:

    Just finished up a new league in Western NC. Our team name Backyardigans!

    Good one!


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  16. Captain Says:

    Can’t forget the inaugural winners of the Atlanta league, “Swift Kick in the Grass”.

    classic.

  17. Kick or Die Says:

    I wanted to add some of the best from the South of the River Recreators (SORR – based in MN) co-rec fall kickball league:

    HOOF ARTED
    FIGHTING SQUIRRELS
    PC LOAD LETTER
    QUAGMIRES & GIGITY GIGITY GOO
    WHO’S THE BOSSES
    BALL BUSTERS
    THE SMOOTH ROLLERS
    BRIGHT MONKEYS
    STRAIT BALLIN’
    MIGHTY MULLETS
    FAHRFRUMSKORIN
    SHIN KICKERS
    KICKAZZ KICKBALLERS
    WRECKING CREW
    LEADFOOT WARRIORS

    thanks for the list!

  18. Sarah de Launay Says:

    We played in Houston Rec SPorts this summer and everyone had a team name from this list except us… We were the Uniballers.

    Nice! Way to express your creativity!

  19. Nate Dogg Says:

    In the Rec League of Portland, Maine, I was on a team called the Shockers. Instead of high fives we had our own variation of a high five…

    oh, dearie me….

  20. Vega Says:

    Don’t for the 2006 Fort Lauderdale Silver medalist!!!

    The Pink Tacos!!!!!

    You’re right. Don’t.

  21. Joshua Abreu Says:

    What do you all think of the name Multiple Scorgasms for my kickball team?

    I think you should do it. Many times.

  22. wtf is kickball? Says:

    guys, never heard of kickball, what is it? I assume it is an American invention, and therefore includes lots of padding, timeouts and the obligatory gloves that you wear in all sports? LOL
    p.s. don’t take my email too seriously, just hungover today. Some funny team names btw, especially liked fighting squirrels, now I would pay to see that, gloves or no gloves!

    Then why are you here? And I wish there was padding in kickball!

  23. LESLIE DOBBS Says:

    My coed softball teams name is FIIK and when they ask us what it stands for we say F#ck If I Know?

    I like it. But doesn’t it drive you crazy when people don’t ask what it stands for?

  24. Aaron Says:

    Had a team in my nashville, TN league called “Sprittney Beers”

    Were you all bald?

  25. madison Says:

    well i play soccer and some of these
    names are crazy well our name was
    “kickin your balls”

    I don’t think I’d want to play that team!

  26. square Says:

    or an old perverted tx thunder classic: lick my bunt

    Both perverted AND classic.

  27. BLUEBALLS Says:

    These names are gay!!!! How about “BALLS DEEP” or “SHITKICKERS”! I mean those are great team names.

    You’re totally right. Normally I would think of you as the kind of person who was into same-sex sex, but as soon as I read those names that are completely devoid of nuance, puns or cultural references and obsessed with testicles and excrement, I realized that they could only have been created by a dude who’s totally into chicks.

  28. BLUEBALLS Says:

    “REDNECK NINJAS”. Copyright Down South HillBillys 2009.

    Actually, that’s pretty gay.

  29. uncensored Says:

    I really like the name, “Going bald like patrick swayze” whatcha think…. too soon!?

    Hmmmm…. I think you just want to hold out hope that nothing bad happens to him during the season. That would be awkward.

  30. Chris Says:

    GLORIOUS KAZAKH TEAM OF BALL KICK
    GKTBK.BLOGSPOT.COM

    approved.

  31. Cap Tain Says:

    Been in kickball for five years now. I still love my team name ‘Vodka & Red Ball’. There are some awesome names in MUSA. If you find yourself in Wisconsin, look it up.

    Militant Kindergarten Front
    Team Ramrod
    Mad Prairie Doggz
    My Dad Can Beat Up Your Dad
    Tuesday Night AA Group
    Bad In Plaid


  32. Thanks for the inspirational names. This will be our first year in the league: The Kickbacks.

  33. Jon Says:

    I love this list, way to many teams from our league recycled them though. Our team was Pickled Balls. No WAKA for us, we will pay the $25/person and spend the extra 40 on booze.

  34. Angela Says:

    I’m personally a fan of “Where My Pitches At”, but I could be a little biased since it’s been my team for the last 4 seasons :)

  35. Mat Says:

    Lack of Grace (team of all uncoordinated people) Hastings, MN

    We also kicked around
    Lowered Expectations, and Last One Standing (Because we were all picked last in schooL)

  36. Head_Moron Says:

    WAKA Ct-Thunder has RUBBER BALLS & LIQUOR

  37. Stephanie aka Kim Chi.. Says:

    “ALCOHBALLICS” from Tampa, FL… We stay true to the name and to the game..

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