Just because you have texted, changed the radio station, picked your nose or jotted down notes for a blog post while driving without getting into an accident does not mean you’re one of the storied “good drivers.” You’re lucky. And every time you neglect to be killed, you further embolden yourself to do some other [...]
Archive for November, 2009
3 Nov
I like to call it “the ‘ands.”
There’s a handful of days left in this year, in this decade, and I’m disurbed that it’s taken us this long to come up with a name for the damn thing since we love to define time and styles by decades. Salon wrote about the issue in 2004, and there’s still no resolution. When you [...]
2 Nov
Fall back, F.U.
I turned back my car clock, my alarm clock, my hall clock and my microwave clock. Verizon took care of my cell phone for me, and my Mac somehow figured out the time change. So can someone please tell me how to reset my g*dd@mn mother-f$ck!ng cat’s internal clock? Becasue that extra hour of sleep [...]
1 Nov
Hanging with Mr. Chad
If my neighbors all have cards hanging from their doorknobs that say “your vote counts” but there’s no card on my door, does that mean they’re not counting my vote after all? And furthermore, does that mean that I should throw my vote away on a third party candidate?
