There’s a phenomenon that happens in the locker room at the gym. No matter how big the locker room, if you walk in and you are the only person, no matter how hard you try, the locker you choose will happen to be right next to the locker of the very next person who walks into the room. Then the two of you stand there right on top of each other and try to change in a demure or at least moderately modest way in this gigantic, empty room. Does that happen in the men’s room as well?
Question for any man out there
November 14, 2009 at 11:20 am (NaBloPoMo: facebook status update style)
Tags: naked
john said,
November 14, 2009 at 5:57 pm
nope. just like a dude must maintain proper spacing when choosing a urinal, he shall also choose a locker sufficiently far enough away from fellow locker dude. there is no precise distance – but every guy knows how close is too close.
Aaron said,
November 15, 2009 at 11:47 am
Yes.
Grey Boy said,
November 15, 2009 at 1:20 pm
Yes. And then we make a special movie.
nancypearlwannabe said,
November 15, 2009 at 9:24 pm
I’m going to guess yes, even though I can’t know that for sure. I always feel awkward in the locker room, but it’s mostly for the other people, not me.
Dan said,
November 16, 2009 at 7:39 am
Yup. I had what felt like a few kilometers of space on either side of me on at a row of lockers. Then everyone seemed to leave the showers at the same time and descend on my row of lockers.
Somewhere, among the chaos, Murphy was laughing away.
Kate said,
November 16, 2009 at 6:37 pm
OMG. So true.