I promise that all my posts aren’t going to be about being single, but I wanted to share a funny.
The other day my friends and I were out to dinner, comprised of a dating couple, a married couple, and another single gal. When the bill came we were trying to figure out who owed who what and how to split. Somehow we all owed money to the dating couple, and the married couple was trying to figure out whose turn it was to pay. He told her that he bought last time, and she was trying to convince him that he owed her dinner because they’ve been married for over a year now. I think there was some kind of dowry talk or something.
I just sat there quietly because I had squared up with everyone already, and being single, I didn’t have to worry about keeping tabs on who paid what when. I always pay for myself. I told the group, “When I finally start dating someone, I’m going to make him pay for like a hundred dinners as a repayment for keeping me waiting this long.”
