I just went home to check on my cat (she’s okay!) only to find the landlesbian and the waterlesbian in a heated debate about flower pots and the garden hose.
There’s a joke in there somewhere, I know it… But I have neither the time nor the inclination to make it at this time.
12 responses so far ↓
apollocreed // July 10, 2008 at 1:56 pm
I just appreciate the Luda shout-out.
3carnations // July 10, 2008 at 2:14 pm
Maybe the joke’s on you, and those are euphemisms for something we don’t even want to know.
Poppy // July 10, 2008 at 3:05 pm
Something about a water snake…
Dutchess of Kickball // July 10, 2008 at 3:34 pm
Wait were these green hoes or black hose?
Knot // July 10, 2008 at 4:30 pm
Maybe you can lead a plant to a lesbian but you can’t make it lick the carpet?
Knot
Knot // July 10, 2008 at 4:31 pm
Hmmm two lesbians in the yard is like one bush?
Knot
Dingo // July 10, 2008 at 5:12 pm
Well, you know it wasn’t anything about spreading seed…
Adorable Girlfriend // July 10, 2008 at 6:30 pm
I think you gotta try 914. It’s a safer place!
Allie // July 10, 2008 at 7:58 pm
Was something not okay with your cat? Or was this a random check in?
Stefanie // July 10, 2008 at 9:49 pm
I got nothin’. I like Dingo’s suggestion, though.
nancypearlwannabe // July 10, 2008 at 10:29 pm
Why were you checking on the cat? Is she okay?
bing // July 11, 2008 at 1:31 pm
Maybe something about a snake in the garden…I don’t know.
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