Comments on: What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye-deer.

By: Chatie

Chatie — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 22:18:52 +0000

so sorry to hear about your vegetables

By: jennifer

jennifer — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 21:53:12 +0000

Oh, and I have photos of my Hubby once upon a time with his deer kill. Do you need a copy for your new garden?

By: jennifer

jennifer — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 21:52:23 +0000

Giggles!!! I needed these so much! Who would have thought I could smile and not have my face crack.

THANK YOU and your lost beets.

I know I shouldn’t laugh, but when you sympathized with your neighbors loss with “I lost my beets.” Shoot! That was funny!

Jen

By: Lara

Lara — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 19:39:49 +0000

I giggled at the thought of you shooting a deer between the eyes. Heh.

By: Sarah

Sarah — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 17:49:20 +0000

That TOTALLY SUCKS. Seems like your little garden was a fun new hobby and a source of pride. What a shame. At least you threw in the dead cat vs. ravaged beets comparison to provide some comic relief for us.

I’m scared to even try growing anything because we have about 5,000,000 hungry bunnies frolicking around town.

By: mickey

mickey — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 15:58:06 +0000

Last year, my dad tried peeing on his azaleas to keep the deer away. It’s supposed to work. Just an idea.

Also, love the joke.

I lack the equipment for that kind of thing. Also, you should hear the rest of the joke.
What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no idea.
What do you call a dear with no eyes, no legs, and no penis? Still no fucking idea.

By: Stefanie

Stefanie — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 02:38:35 +0000

Oh, man, that well and truly sucks. I’m sorry. I’ve never even attempted to grow anything edible in my yard, because I’ve never eaten a lot of vegetables anyway and because I figured the rabbits in my neighborhood would just eat anything I planted. I’ve been addicted to cherry tomatoes lately, though, and with you as my inspiration, I almost (ALMOST) got ambitious and tried to grow some. Yet again laziness serves me well in life. Yay.

I know, I’ve heard all the people complain about this before, but I always had a “not gonna happen to me” stance…

By: Aaron

Aaron — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 23:27:51 +0000

Ah, so this is how hunters are born. Please post pictures of you in the cammo.

You betcha.

By: Laurel

Laurel — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 19:32:14 +0000

Oh no! That is the saddest thing I have ever seen. Stupid deer!

Maybe if they had left something…

By: bing

bing — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 18:12:13 +0000

That really sucks! I think the only thing you can do to keep the deer out of your garden in the HV is to put up ugly chicken wire. My neighbor had this amazingly landscaped yard that the deer would devour. He eventually put up the wire to keep them out. It looked ugly, but his plants survived.

Yeah, it’s an awful trade-off. But I’m telling you, these deer, they’re not letting any stinking fence stop them.