Archive for August, 2007

Max needs thermal curtain failure now.

I can’t believe I still haven’t gotten around to telling you all about my great dinner in the city over the weekend, or the slumber party with my friends at the cottage, the awesome time we had at the Dutchess County Fair, the marvelous anniversary dinner I had with Birmingham (I still refuse to believe [...]

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Freaking Hippies

How can you be arrested for setting fire for something that is created for the sole purpose of setting fire to it?

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Life in the fast lane

After months of swimming at the “stroke improvement” class, I started swimming with the big kids today. These Masters swimmers have competitions and work out on Monday, Wednesday Friday. Many of them have been competing since they were in school, and a few of them were even all this or all that. There are about [...]

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For What You Dream Of

Dreams, according to many psychiatrists who accord such things, are often the mind’s way of sorting out things and filing thoughts away to make room for new ones. At least that’s how I think of them, because the dreams I remember having are usually a jumble of stories based on recent events in my life. [...]

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Oliver, Who Would Not Sleep

After my swim this morning, I chatted it up with a nice lady in the locker room. She told me that she has a compulsion to always use the same locker every day and I told her that similarly, at work, there is only one toilet that I feel comfortable using. It’s the security of [...]

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Bad Cat

I live close enough to work that I can go home for lunch, a thing that improves my quality of life by at least 27%. On nice summer days, I like to sit on the outdoor furniture in the backyard. Most days, I’ll open the back door and let Micki the cat have a little [...]

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Hot Six

I went to see my doctor about my knees yesterday. She agreed that my right leg is indeed longer than my left and told me it was because of tightness in my lower back. Then I told her that I’ve been trying to heal myself by doing exercises I got off the internet and I’ve [...]

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Breakfast on Pluto

There is only one consolation for waking up at 5:30 in the morning to go swimming. The local Woodstock radio station has a feature every morning called “Almanac.” I love listening to it as I drive to the pool. It starts with some NPR-esque piano music, and then a man with a very soothing yet [...]

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Epilogue: Nineteen Years Later

Back in 1988, my ten-year-old heart burst with a secret. My parents were going to open a bookstore. All they needed was a location, shelves, and books, and we were going to be in business! After harboring this secret for months, the plan finally came to fruition, and I was allowed to tell my friends [...]

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