I was on the phone with my mother late last night, and she said, “I noticed you stopped blogging.” To that, I was like, “Geez, Mom, I just didn’t write yesterday. Work is very busy, and I had a completely non-eventful weekend.” “You didn’t do anything at all this weekend?” “It was a wash. I [...]
Archive for July, 2007
26 Jul
If I did it
After all the craziness of the Harry Potter movie and book, I feel full to the brim with cultural relevance. Now that the book has been read, I have to replace its place in my heart with The Simpsons Movie, which will undoubtedly be the biggest event ever of the weekend. I’ve loved The Simpsons [...]
24 Jul
A Hard Man is Good to Find
In my internet travels, sometimes I come across things that I just have to share. I don’t even have a comment for this, other than I don’t want to defame Scotland by taking you to: How the BBFC Determines the difference between nudity and pornography.
23 Jul
Animal, Vegetable, Miracle
I have a unique fetish. I like to watch dogs poop. I think it’s so funny, the way they sometimes shake or look embarrassed yet do their business in public. I try not to let their human companions know that I’m looking on, but sometimes, it’s too mesmerizing not to stare. Since leaving the city, [...]
19 Jul
Deathly Hallows
I didn’t sleep well last night. My neighbor and I stood in the front yard at dusk and watched at least a dozen bats emerge from a part of the roof that connects our two homes. We’re going to make her roommate go up on a ladder tonight and plug that hole, you know, right [...]
17 Jul
The Dark Knight Returns
I had a bat in my cottage Friday night. I got home past midnight, put my purse down on the kitchen table, turned on the light and saw the fucker hanging upside down from the Christmas lights in the kitchen. (When you live on a Christmas tree farm having lights up year round is practically [...]
16 Jul
Rent Girl
I went home for lunch, and was dismayed to find the cottage in a right dirty state despite having vacuumed and cleaned it on Friday night. Also, the lock is sticking, the toilet doesn’t flush right, and there is no air conditioning to speak of. After making my lunch, I drove to the insurance company [...]
