I got tagged! Kelli set me up for a meme the other day, and that’s perfect because I’m away at a conference in Syracuse all day Wednesday, and I won’t be able to blog at work. (Or comment, sadly.) In one word or less: 1. Where is your cell phone? home (damnit)2. Relationship? distanced3. Your [...]
Archive for June, 2007
19 Jun
You can’t stay mad at someone who creates so much fodder for your blog.
Some awesome kickball friends showed up at my get-together on Saturday night (You know, the one with so much extra alcohol we thought Jesus has showed up.) Birmingham was planning on coming as soon as he finished tiling his mother’s bathroom floor. (While she was at church, repenting for getting me drunk.) Around 6:00 he [...]
18 Jun
Random Monday: What I did this weekend in five bullet points or less
Birmingham and I saw a white knuckle suspense horror movie over the weekend. He spent the two hours alternately grabbing the side of the theater seat and covering his eyes with his hands, muttering “this is not happening… this is not happening…” Meanwhile, I laughed at him while secretly feeling scared to my core. The [...]
15 Jun
Mama always said you were the chosen one.
I’m tired this morning. A little cranky. Hungover? My pinky is killing me from where I got hit by the kickball in practice last night. However, I scored our only run, so that was nice. I think that burst of sprinting made me more tired. The point is, I’m just going to give you all [...]
14 Jun
When I dream, I dream in color. I want love, not just a lover.
I got to see Birmingham briefly last night while he stopped by his mom’s house. A few hours earlier, we had a bit of a tense phone call, and he wanted to explain why. “I had a dream last night that we were at a party and you left the room to sleep with another [...]
11 Jun
Hey Waylon, Who’s the Bear?
I came home a few weeks ago to find all my neighbor’s stuff on the front lawn and a sheriff standing in the driveway. My neighbors, who room together in the 3 bedroom, 1 bath Colonial attached to my cottage, had a fight with each other, so the one decided to move out. He put [...]
11 Jun
Don’t you, forget about me.
After discussing my weekend plans with my Saturday boss on Saturday afternoon, he looked at me, incredulously, and said, “You’re driving six hours to Washington DC to go to a baby shower? And then turning around and coming home the same day?” “One of the drawbacks of going to college in Virgina is that you [...]
8 Jun
Put me in coach, I’m ready to play
I played second base in our kickball game last night. It’s a particularly scary place for me to be, because there’s a good chance that nothing will happen in the second base region for three straight innings, until, when least expected: fly ball right to second! Amazingly, I caught that fly ball last night, and [...]
7 Jun
This job socks
Just when I thought my job was bad, I came face to face with a much worse one yesterday. I ventured to the Woodbury Commons Outlet in the hopes of finding a bathing suit that isn’t completely stretched out, a baby shower gift, and a de-humidifier. Naturally, I walked away with nothing but a new [...]
6 Jun
I’m smiling like this because I have no idea what’s going on
I think I broke myself. I’ve been wanting to do so many things since I got back from the weekend (including writing about the weekend) but I’m hex-austed, physically and mentally. I’ve been going to these conventions since I was a kid, but now that I’m an adult representing a company not owned by my [...]
