How to masturbate in a public restroom and still be environmentally friendly:
First, use the bathroom to do your approved business. But don’t flush when you’re done! Then, do what you really went in there to do. Therefore, if someone walks in on you during the act, you can casually flush the toilet as if you were doing the approved business all along, and not waste any water with a needless flush.
BTW – this tip arose out of a conversation with friends over Christmas, and did not happen during Easter, I promise.
BTW2 – Dear co-workers who read this, please don’t question me every time I go to the bathroom from now on. Thank you.
Posted by Hope V on April 12, 2007 at 1:01 pm
You know they will…even if you tell them not to. Now every time you go to the bathroom people will be staring at your back as you walk. Imagining the worst. Quietly judging you. But don’t let that stop you. A girl’s gotta do what a girl’s gotta do. Sometimes a girl just needs to pee. Sometimes a girl needs to get her masterbate on. Either way it isn’t anyone’s bidness but your own. ESPECIALLY if you’re environmentally conscientious about it!
Posted by shane on April 12, 2007 at 4:39 pm
As one of the co-workers refered to, I must inform you that from now on, I will be timing all your bathroom breaks. Just, you know, out of curiosity.
Posted by stefanie on April 12, 2007 at 6:16 pm
I had no idea this was a dilemma in need of a PSA until now. Clearly you have set me straight.
Posted by Mermu on April 12, 2007 at 9:16 pm
Yeah but what do you do about that tell tale “buzzzzzzzzzzzz…”?
Posted by Noelle on April 13, 2007 at 1:48 pm
hope – I’ve come to know that people judge you no matter what, so at least now I know what it is they’re judging me about!
shane – this will be some what awkward, however.
stefanie – glad I could help.
mermu – I think that’s taking it a little further than I meant… You’re on your own on that one!