Recently, Stefanie posted a Friday Five about the perks of being an adult. I agree with her completely; adulthood (without children) rocks. However, there are some times, like bill paying time, (which should have been about an hour ago) when being an adult can suck. This reminds me of my latest doctor’s appointment. When you’re [...]
Archive for April, 2007
27 Apr
Funny Kickball Team Names
After a winter of spending Thursday nights exercising our brains at Trivia Night, my friends and I returned to the great outdoors last night for the opening game of kickball. I’ve been swimming a lot in the past few months, and running, lifting weights, and doing yoga. I’m starting to see that I look a [...]
24 Apr
And then something happened that the ring did not intend
Wyckoff, New Jersey, Circa December 2004: Birmingham visits my parents’ house for Christmas, and gifts me jewelry. I try to tell him I like it, but there’s a reason I got drawn into technical theatre, not acting. I get him an awesome bracelet with Celtic knots and he really likes it. Totally not awkward at [...]
24 Apr
Why I will never go back
I just saw a news article on TMZ about a Val Kilmer movie that caused an assistant location manager to Get in a resident’s face because of a parking issue. My gut instinct was to side with the resident who was asked to move her car to make way for the productions Port-a-Potties. (Side note, [...]
23 Apr
Relationship talk
Birmingham and I had a touch of a rough patch a few days ago following a fight over the phone. The basic problem is that he lives in the middle of nowhere town and I live an hour away on the Christmas Tree farm. Never you worry, however, because we made up. Because I like [...]
18 Apr
There’s a bathroom on the right
I was listening to “Radar Love” on the radio yesterday, a song that I’ve loved since it was featured on the episode of The Simpsons where Bart gets a license and drives Nelson, Millhouse, and Martin to the World’s Fair in Knoxville. The thing is, I always misunderstood the lyric “Adrenaline comin’ on strong” as [...]
13 Apr
Friday the Thirteenth
I didn’t realize that today was that dreaded day until I read my fun-fact-a-day calendar this morning and learned all about the walking under ladders superstition. The ancient Egyptians believed triangles represented god, and because a ladder leaning on a wall makes a triangle, to walk through it would defy their god. Also, it helps [...]
12 Apr
Becuase I haven’t had a truly raunchy Thursday post in a while.
How to masturbate in a public restroom and still be environmentally friendly: First, use the bathroom to do your approved business. But don’t flush when you’re done! Then, do what you really went in there to do. Therefore, if someone walks in on you during the act, you can casually flush the toilet as if [...]
